reptile dick


a stinky but rather robust odor deriving from the genital region of the lazy but hard working human male.
wow! my “reptile d-ck” is really bad today! (says patrick)

patrick said his “reptile d-ck” stinks from the urinal water.

(tom says) i think patrick got “reptile d-ck” from the factory urinal water.

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