republican management
consolation for a democrat
if he writes a letter – it’s too lanky
if he cc’s an email – it’s too vague
if he offers a suggestion – he’s mr know it all
if he remains quiet – he’s counterproductive
if he seeks consultation – he’s incompetent
if he doesn’t – he’s too puffed up
if he asks a colleague for free aide – he’s a n-gg-rdly
if he doesn’t – he’s a swaggering bigot
if he explores through observation – he’s an eavesdropper
if he doesn’t – he’s a saunterer
if he motivates via communication – he’s a long winding road
if he doesn’t – he’s undermining the upper cut
if he tracks workers performance – he’s relishing intimidation
if he doesn’t – he’s blamed for loss of revenue
if he accounts for miscellaneous expenditure – he’s a brownnoser
if he doesn’t – he’s a tarrying fiduciary
if he dismisses an unproductivity – he’s a bunghole
if he doesn’t – he’s a corporate drone
if he points out flaws and weaknesses – he’s a wrist slapper
if he doesn’t – he’s showing favouritism
if he speaks up to injustice – he’s a racist frontman
if he doesn’t – he’s sheepish for one own’s head
if he resigns – there’s a conspiracy shame
if he doesn’t – he’s a walk over just like rest
if he wields his leadership – he’s another hitler
if he doesn’t – he’s the former barack obama
a diatribe on the republican management of the usa.
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