res-erection
when your get an erection,it goes limp and then comes back again.
i lost my erection when my girlfriend’s parents walked in on us, but then when they started stripping too i got a res-erection.
rez-e-rek-shun (noun) a morning wood of biblical proportions
on the third day, jesus awoke from the tomb with a raging reserection.
a random b-n-r you recieve during a religious service.
dude, i had a res-erection for 40% of that m-ss.
when u have an erection that goes away then it comes back
before dinner i had an errection but now im starting to get a huge reserection
when v–gr- starts working 3 days later.
my reserection was a rock-hard miracle that lasted for days.
reserection (or res-erection), when you save an erection that had softened from unpleasant thoughts by looking at or thinking about something stimulating again.
my mate: oi, did you f-ck ‘er last night?
me: f-ck yeah mate, but i had to do a bit of a reserection. ‘accidentally glanced over at ‘er dresser & saw a photo of her mum in a bl–dy wetsuit.
my mate: how’d you save it, mate?
me: looking next to ‘er mum & looking at ‘er in the wetsuit.
my mate: f-ckin’ nice save, mate.
when you have an erection, it dies, then it comes back
i had a res-erection when i was talking with (girl name) today
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