rescue date


a person, may be a girl or a guy, who has the sole purpose and function of accompanying the invitee to an event.
i don’t want to drive: at night/on the freeway/over the bridge, etc., alone, so i will ask him/her to be my rescue date, so that i am able to attend this party, concert, reunion, etc.

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