rescue joe
a drinking game, invented by a man who can only be described as smokes, who lives in southington ct. in this game, a person places a gi joe in another persons drink unexpectedly. that person has a small ammount of time to finish the drink, thus rescueing joe from an otherwise watery, malt-filled grave. if the person doesnt finish the drink in time, then they are forever known as the dumb-ss who let joe die, and are immediatly tagged on some part of their body/cloths with a permanent marker.
you b-st-rd, you didnt rescue joe!…tag em..
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