rescue shuttle
1. a backup designated driver usually employed when the the primary designated driver gets sloppy drunk.
2. a sp-ce shuttle made ready on the launch pad to rescue astronauts if their crew accidentally leaves them in in sp-ce.
1. d-mn it! ted can barely stand up, use your cell to call the rescue shuttle.
2. oh snap! we left commander johnson outside on the sp-cewalk. i guess we’ll have to radio nasa for the rescue shuttle.
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