Rescue Toaster


not actually a toaster at all, a small robot who’s primary function is to collect objects from the ground that it desires, such as teeth, to make a necklace. when attacked will retaliate with a large stilson wrench.
see: sealab 2021

“some sort of rescue toaster!! thank g-d!!”

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