Reset your sphincter
chill out, relax, get back to your natural — hopefully more peaceful — state. also, stop talking out of your -ss. generally said at news room photodesks
john: oh sh-t, god d-mn, newt gingrich or rick santorum is about to become the next president of the united states!!?!
sam: reset your sphincter, dude, barack obama’s gonna win easy.
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