Resextionist
a friend who answers booty calls for you; like a receptionist, but for your booty calls; someone who answers your phone and takes messages for you when past or future potential hook ups call, so as to screen these calls for you so that you may then return the calls of those individuals’ in which you are interested in hooking up with at your own discretion.
yo mang, i got like 7 booty calls this sat-rday. dave played res-xtionist and only put me through to the flyest chicks.
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