Residence Life


a huge collective of crazy people that take over university housing once a year. often very liberal and sensitive, their speeches tend to make normal people gag. res life tends to seem like a huge family albeit the most hateful, dysfunctional family one will ever meet.
“who are those crazy people feeding edwin a banana?”
“oh they’re with residence life. they are all crazy.”

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