resorb


to absorb a fetus while still a fetus after the second fetus has devolved from the first fetus, thereby giving the the first fetus after he has become an adult male, the strength of both a grown man and baby together.
“when my mother was pregnant with me they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. when they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that i had ‘resorbed’ the other fetus. do i regret this? no. i believe his tissues made me stronger. i now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.” – rainn wilson as dwight schrute on nbc’s the office, “grief counseling episode, season 3

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