Respect my authority


one of eric cartman’s many catchphrases, also the slogan of george bushes 2000 election campaign. is pr-nounced ‘respect my authoritah’. also can be used in the imperative to tell someone to do what their told.
“suck my d-ck”

“no, it’s too big”

“respect my authority!”
b-tch, shut the f-ck up and do what i say
once i kick this guy in the nuts he’ll respect my authority

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