Responsadrunk
when one is to drunk to remember their own name, but remembers the converstations that took place, such as errands, issues, or whatever else important the next day.
steven – wern’t you supposed to go to the mall and get that gift for jeremy?
jen – oh d-mn. i forgot all about that! i surprised to remembered that. you were pretty trashed.
steven – i’m a responsadrunk.
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