Restard
restard is a composite word of “restart” and “r-t-rd.”
restard is when your computer has a fatal error and you have to forcibly restart it.
the stupid thing restarded three times last night.
a combination of r-t-rd and restart.
a person who restarts computer for every computer related problem thinking that it will solve issues.
tili is such a restard. he restarted computer because of ssl certificate error.
when a piece of sh-t r-t-rded computer needs to restart, yet does so with failure in some manner.
‘oh my sh-tty god! you restard!!!!! what a restard.’
derived from an online racing game nascar racing 4. people who race online and refuse to use the accelerator under the green flag are often called a restard, by moi. the reason is because this point of the race is called a “restart” and the people who don’t pick up speed from the 50mph pace are, in my opinion, are r-t-rded. good way to cause wrecks and dumb online diss battles. so therefor, racers who do not want to speed up on restarts… or people wh-r- are just r-t-rded in general, are restarded.
“f-ckin’ get on the gas! deuceswild, you’re a f-ckin’ restard!”
a person who is so stupid, or up-tight, they are unable to relax, slow down, or take it easy.
this guy at work is always running around doing 15 things at once, and it makes everyone else look bad. the guy is restarded.
a jokish sort of way of saying r-t-rd. occured when a drunk flatmate tried to called me r-t-rded. has since been adopted as a common insult.
man, you’re so restarded.
ha! that so ionic….
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