Restaurant Theory
an across-the-room connection with a girl or guy, where you know you’ll likely never encounter them again. you want to talk or flirt with them but you don’t, it just stays a subtle connection. unless it’s all in your head
“bro i just had this restaurant theory with a chick who looked like the dragon queen from game of thrones!”
“sweet bro, still doesn’t beat the one i had over spring break. today i had no luck. that ugly girl was just eye-f-cking the sh-t out of me, she probably thought we were having the old restaurant theory. g-d bless her!”
“sh-t man, that sucks. one day i’ll actually hook up with one of these gals”
an across-the-room connection with a girl or guy, where you know you’ll likely never encounter them again. you want to talk or flirt with them but you don’t, it just stays a subtle connection. unless it’s all in your head
“bro i just had this restaurant theory with a chick who looked like the dragon queen from game of thrones!”
“sweet bro, still doesn’t beat the one i had over spring break. today i had no luck. that ugly girl was just eye-f-cking the sh-t out of me, she probably thought we were having the old restaurant theory. g-d bless her!”
“sh-t man, that sucks. one day i’ll actually hook up with one of these gals”
an across-the-room connection with a girl or guy, where you know you’ll likely never encounter them again. you want to talk or flirt with them but you don’t, it just stays a subtle connection. unless it’s all in your head
bro i just had this restaurant theory with a chick who looked like the dragon queen from game of thrones!
man that ugly girl was just eye-f-cking the sh-t out of me, she probably thought we were having the old restaurant theory. g-d bless her!
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