Sexual Chernobyl
when one or more people of ill-repute do the nasty in a place you frequent, thereby making said place uninhabitable for fear of the resulting effect on your body, i.e. growing a third nipple, an enormous cold sore, or the worst case of -n-l warts you have ever seen.
my brother’s girlfriend wanted him to have s-x with her on my bed, but he didn’t. thankfully, now i won’t have to sleep in s-xual chern-byl.
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