resting bitch voice
a female voice that is usually a little deeper than other females and has a somewhat unimpressed, sarcastic, b-tchy or somewhat cynical tone to their voice naturally, at almost all times, unless they are putting forth an effort to change their voice to make it sound more high pitched, happy or enthused. the resting b-tch voice is typically worst during the early morning hours and/or late at night. these people are not really irritated all the time, it is just how they talk.
if your mom asks you what’s wrong every time you talk to her on the phone and/or your significant other constantly thinks you are annoyed with them when you are perfectly fine and/or your co-workers always ask you if your not feeling well when you talk to them before noon; you may have resting b-tch voice.
Read Also:
- Reverse-Grip Chicago Style
the act of male masturbation where your hand is reversed. (thumb and index finger towards the shaft towards the b-lls) and stroking slowly in a fluid motion. kyle did you jerk off today? yea but i had to switch it up so i went reverse-grip chicago style
- RHEC
raise h-ll eat cornbread! person 1: his bio on insta says “rhec” person 2: yeah he’s a country mf
- Rhetorical Backwash
a verbal condition found in humans, usually undesirable, that continues long after an event has occurred. at times it takes on the form of arrogance, bombast or an excuse. clogging the instrument of delivery may be most useful. he responded to my question with unstoppable rhetorical backwash
- Ride-A-Long Banger
someone who -ssociates with gang members but is afraid to act accordingly when it is time to “catch a body.” that fool joshua is just ride-a-long banger, when they started shootin he ran like a b-tch!
- romodel
a large tube fill with fantastic things that come from unicorns. often mistaken for a role model, the romodel will outshine you in everything you do, and probably talk about you behind your back. also, they sweat glitter. he is such a good romodel for children