Restonfarian


a person that proclaims to be a follower of the rastafari movement, or rasta but in reality just never attends to personal hygiene, smokes lots of weed, has “dreads”, talks like a villager from an indiana jones movie and has grown up in a suburb of washington d.c. known as reston, va.
friend 1: yo my boy tim has gone restonfarian. he grew dreadlocks, has a girl who has never been to the groomers, stopped wiping his -ss and talks like wycleff jean.

friend 2: he can’t ride in my car.

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