Restricted Free Agent
a hot girl under the age of 18 that you would like to have s-xual intercourse with.when dealing with restricted free agents you may have to give up conditional draft picks to acquire their services. the higher the draft pick the higher the jail sentence and the hotter the b-tch.
d-mn that restricted free agent is hot as f-ck, i would give up a first round pick to f-ck her.
while i was at chuckie cheese i encountered some restricted free agents.
last night i f-cked a first round pick, then i woke up in the morning and realized she was really just a seventh round pick.
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