Restroom
what americans call a public toilet even though you cannot have a nice lie down in it (unless you are a very dirty person).
don’t even think you can have a rest in the restroom; it’s for sh-tting and p-ssing in. and it pongs too badly.
a room in a public place with sinks and stalls. there’s a men’s room and a ladies’ room.
have you noticed how dirty their restrooms are.
the proper word for ‘bathroom’. used by public places that provide them. for example, the restrooms in my house are called bathrooms, but the bathrooms in a restaurant are called restrooms.
where are the restrooms in this place?
the bedroom.
you can’t rest in a restroom, because they only contain toilets, urinals (men’s bathrooms only), and lavatories (bathroom sinks), not beds or futons.
bedrooms however, do contain an article of furniture designed specifically for resting — the bed (or futon) of course! because bedrooms are made for resting, they can also be called restrooms!
honey, let’s head on up to the restroom and make some serious whoopie!
then we can rest afterward!!!
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