retail amnesia
the effect a store has on you when you enter. you arrive and forgot what you came to purchase, so you wander around the store trying to remember.
i went to target last night for toothpaste and got retail amnesia. i spent $75 on cr-p i didn’t need and forgot the toothpaste i needed.
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