retaliatory masturbation
the act of masturbating over somebody who annoys you, in retaliation. could be used as an act of revenge or just as an excuse to m-st-rb-t- over them.
man 1: ‘hey dude, that really really really really hot girl unfriended me on facebook.’
man 2: ‘what are you gonna do about it mate?’
man 1: ‘chillax mate, i already got her back through retaliatory masturbation.’
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