retard eyelash


a r-t-rd eyelash is when one eyelash is slightly misplaced then all the others, therefore that eyelash is r-t-rded since it grew in the wrong spot.
me: i noticed one of your eyelashes is higher then the rest.

mike : ahhh! pull it out! it’s a r-t-rd eyelash!!!

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