Retard Farming
r-t-rd farming is the act of collecting government money by housing r-t-rds and keeping them in poor living conditions, therefore, saving most of the money collected for yourself.
r-t-rd farming can be done in a variety of different ways; here is one of the more rustic examples:
step 1: buy a farm.
step 2: collect r-t-rds from government programs.
step 3: put said r-t-rds on farm.
step 4: allow them to graze the lands in a r-t-rded stupor.
step 5: collect government money and become filthy f-cking rich.
farmer 1: “it’s been a tough season for r-t-rd farming. i heard farmer yimie lost 3 r-t-rds last week after one of them went all crazy like in a blinded r-t-rd rage and killed the others.”
farmer 2: “well i heard farmer eveland lost his whole stock! they dun’ got trapped in the barn while in burnt down. yep, siree! them r-t-rds dun’ been so stupid they couldn’t figure out how to open the barn door!”
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