retard flix


when the kid with down syndrome watches p-rn on their laptop.
…in the front row of cl-ss.
nick: “dude, bobby is doing a r-t-rd flix, he’s watching lesbian s-x and everyone can see it! ”

shang: “cr-p, we need to tell him!”

(nick nods in agreement)

nick: “hey, bobby!”

bobby: “yeah, wut is it?”

nick: “can you turn up the volume, we can’t hear it from back here!”

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