Retard Off


the act of screaming the word r-t-rd at the top of your r-t-rded lungs, while trying to be r-t-rdedly obnoxious. the most r-t-rded r-t-rd wins the r-t-rd off…r-t-rds.
james: reeeeeeeeetard! (drools)

austin: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetard!!!!!

james: aww shucks you win the r-t-rd off…austin, you’re so much better than me…you have all the elements of a good r-t-rd-offer.

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