Retard Parade


when your iq temporarily drops an extreme amount and the sound of a parade plays in your mind. usually caused by extreme joy and/or surprise.
dude….my mind just went on a r-t-rd parade…
when a group of people (on foot or in cars) move very slowly in a straight line, either side by side or one in front of the other, holding you up in some way or another.
dammit, i’m late for a foot appointment and i need to cross this intersection, but these three cars are on a r-t-rd parade so i have to wait until the red light!

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