Retard speak


when people spell things wrong and use text speak on msn/facebook etc. normally lacks most vowels.
usually needs some kind of ‘translation’ to read.
lmao, that was so funny when you took that pill and you fell off your chair
r-t-rd speak = lmao tht ws so fnny whn u tk tht pill n u fell of ur char.

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