Retard Stampeed
a large influx of callers to tech support call centers. this is often brought on by beningn announcements from a company, which, when not comprehended by customers, starts a m-ss panic resulting in an enoumous amount of calls to a technical support call center.
announcement: we will release an automatic upgrade tomorrow. when prompted to upgrade, press “start upgrade”
r-t-rd stampeed question: ” i got this message today about an upgrade. what do i do?”
tech support immediate ( i wish i could say this) thought: ‘press start upgrade you f-cktard! reading is fundamental!’
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