retarded ballerina


a r-t-rded ballerina is a ballerina (best portrayed in rihanna’s umbrella video) which creeps along on its pointed toes and struggles to maintain balance on the small appendages. a deformed, r-t-rded ballerina is one that is missing some or all of its toes and fumbles around on partial or complete stubs of their feet. they normally smell like rotting onions and have extremely long t-ts.
mitch-dag son… here comes that f-ckin’ r-t-rd ballerina again i say we kick it in the toes and hope it falls over

tom- nahh son thats a “deformed r-t-rded ballerina” it doesn’t have many toes to kick… lets lead it towards a pothole, then it will definately trip.

mitch- sick plan …get the shovel
a r-t-rded ballerina is a ballerina (best portrayed in rihanna’s umbrella video) which creeps along on its pointed toes and struggles to maintain balance on the small appendages. a deformed, r-t-rded ballerina is one that is missing some or all of its toes and fumbles around on partial or complete stubs of their feet. they normally smell like rotting onions and have extremely long t-ts.
mitch-dag son… here comes that f-ckin’ r-t-rd ballerina again i say we kick it in the toes and hope it falls over

tom- nahh son thats a “deformed r-t-rded ballerina” it doesn’t have many toes to kick… lets lead it towards a pothole, then it will definately trip.

mitch- sick plan …get the shovel
as seen in rihanna’s video “umbrella” a r-t-rded ballerina is one that tip toes around a stage or any similar flat ground and looks as though they are struggling to survive. the t-ts of the said ballerina are often long and misshapen best seen in the play cats (not in the video “umbrella”)
sh-t son! there’s that r-t-rded ballerina again, tiptoeing up to the bus stop…let’s kick her toes!

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