Retarded Cousin
a r-t-rded cousin is that one slice of pizza that is cut smaller than the rest, and is usually left-over, until drastic measures are used.
if left at a party, the host will usually try to trick someone into taking the r-t-rded cousin home.
host: there’s still a piece of pizza left if anyone wants it.
tim: i’ll take it… wait a second, is it the r-t-rded cousin?
john: i am still kinda hungry… i’m going to get another piece of pizza. ohh, never mind…
mike:what’s up?
john: there’s only the r-t-rded cousin left.
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