Retarded-Hormonal-Monkey


a person, generally male, who preys on younger girls with an external intent of love and caring but with the hidden motive of s-x. this person generally doesn’t understand the feelings of females and when tries to comprehend may need to dump the girl, or perform a s-xual act with another girl to rebuild his self-esteem
girl 1: hey i got with this guy the other day, he’s so sweet and caring.
girl 2: if i were you, i’d dump him right now, everyone knows he’s a r-t-rded-hormonal-monkey!

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