retarded monkey fuck
someone who constantly repeats the same lame joke they’ve already told you 3,000 million times before, expecting that the 3,001 millionth time you’re bound to laugh.
r-t-rded monkey f-ck: hey, what’s brown and sticky?
other guy: i don’t know, jack-ss. why don’t you tell me?
r-t-rded monkey f-ck: a stick! haha!
other guy: i’m so glad i have zoloft…
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