retarded monkey

the 44th president of the united stated of america: barack h. obama
there are many factors which affect the global policies of the united states, not least of which is the sad fact that its citizens elected a r-t-rded monkey as their leader.
the standard by which math cl-sses are graded. if you can’t beat the r-t-rded monkey, do you really think you’re going to p-ss?
student 1) what did you get on your test score, man?
student 2) 36/100.
student 1) man, the r-t-rded monkey got a 63, what the h-ll were you doing?
1. someone who has a plan which they consider great at the moment, but in retrospect, does not seem very good. infact, it seems horrible.
2. a hilarious insult. geared towards mentally ill apes and arangutangs, or more likely someone on that level.
1. “so, the sarge said my plan had merit, but it was executed poorly.”-grif
“bullsh-t, sarge said were a r-t-rded monkey.”-simmons
2. “dude, you are such a r-t-rded monkey, now how do i spell check?”-the omega master
when i a guy sticks his d-ck up a girls nose then c-ms everywhere making her nostrils either bleed or a little bit bigger.
yea so i gave kimmy a r-t-rded monkey last night.- johnny

really know so how did that go?- kurt

she wanted me to do it again so i said hold on, ran into the kitchen got some ice and food then ran home.- johnny

why?- kurt

because my d-ck was covered in snot, boogers and blood!-johnny
the standard by which math cl-sses are graded. if you can’t beat the r-t-rded monkey, do you really think you’re going to p-ss?
student 1) what did you get on your test score, man?
student 2) 36/100.
student 1) man, the r-t-rded monkey got a 63, what the h-ll were you doing?
hands down: matt dold.
“yeah, we already know your a r-t-rded monkey.”-the omega master
a monkey with brain illness

a annoying person.
everyone views matt dold as a r-t-rded monkey.