Retarded Puppy
a person who is adorable and physically s-xy, but mentally r-t-rded, they can get anyone they want, but can’t carry on an intellectually stimulating conversation to save their life.
boy 1: dayumm veronica is hot, she’s got a hot -ss.
boy 2: h-ll yeah, but dude she’s a r-t-rded puppy, i heard she once mispelled her name.
boy 1: … well that will make the s-x easy! 😉
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