retardified

the act of having made something that otherwise wasn’t r-t-rded before r-t-rded
don’t upgrade to mozilla firefox 0.9.1: it r-t-rdified my computer.
what happens when someone says something so stupid or ridiculous that you instantly lose more than 80 iq points and become instantly incapable of responding in an appropriate, intellectual way.
he told me that the reason he could not walk to work was because he bought new shoes, they were made upside down and didn’t notice until he got them home and tried to put them on. i was instantly r-t-rdified.

the suspect said to me: “officer, even though you think that’s a picture of me on that license, it is not. that’s not my car that i was driving, either. i am not sure what you pulled me over for, i was walking down the sidewalk. ” i was instantly r-t-rdified.
hav u ever came home with no pants on?, ran around a baseball field naked?, smashed holes in som poor girls ceiling?, kicked a pillow case for 1/2 a mile?, pretended u were a taxi in a 2door coupe?, rocked a yamicah nd read the torah?, or tried to rip down and a stall b/c ur friend wanted to take it home????….well then u my friend have been r-t-rdified. being r-t-rdified is being in a state of mind of r-t-rded…. you especially know your are retearditfied when ur boy spuds admitts to being boofed last weekend
i drank so much, im r-t-rdified
i smoked so much , im r-t-rdified
i snorted so much, im r-t-rdified
i enjected so much , im r-t-rdified
if u hav done any of the above, congradulate urself, u were once r-t-rdified
when you so tired you act high or r-t-rded.
me: sh-t, we were so r-t-rdified last night.

buddy: sh-t.
a person that isn’t a r-t-rd, but acts like it.
“hey, just because your r-t-rdified, it doesn’t mean you should do less work!”