retardigan


a cardigan that makes you look like a r-t-rd. especially if you are a guy
oh my goodness look at that guy hes wearing a r-t-rdigan
a tragically horrible cardigan. usually doesn’t fit right, or has a stupid pattern, or both.
zoe thought the cardigan at the store looked good on the hanger, but when trying it on she was upset to find it was actually a r-t-rdigan.

sierra thought the cardigan at vans was cute, but her friends thought it was a r-t-rdigan.
message board forum troll who uses identical names to clone other people. the troll will exploit the vulnerable message board font, replacing an l for a capital i or vice versa. example: claudia can be cloned by troll opening another account with username: “ciaudia” and use it to post with under that message board. one board where the font is exploitable is the vh1 message boards.

claudia: “i am spartacus”
ciaudia: “no, i am spartacus”
claudia: “quit being such a r-t-rdigan”

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