Retardish


a language created for the people of less intellegence. a mixture of words that only makes sense to the dense or dumb. this is translated by the select few. m. sullivan created this language.

“r-t-rdish” is a very simple language, if you over think it or try to make sense of it then it will never seem clear.
what the h-ll is he talking about, i don’t know he’s just talking r-t-rdish.

example: he keeps can garrett slap -ss and thats my name

translates to be

chuck called garrett slap-ss and that is mike’s nickname for the fanasty league, so mike protested and wanted chuck to stop calling garret the nickname designated for him.

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