retarditry
the state of being r-t-rded, or a general moron. see also “f-cktard.”
your r-t-rditry is really starting to grate on my nerves.
let the r-t-rditry begin!
bobby’s amazing display of r-t-rditry snagged him the gold at the special olympics. he’s going to hawaii. yay.
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