retardo-montalbon
a reference to the famous ricardo montalbon, from the ground breaking tv show, fantasy island. this modification of the word is meant, however, to imply that some one is ‘r-t-rded’, but at the same time gives props to a legendary actor.
girl a: “i tried to have a conversation with dianne about the iran-contra affair….she didn’t know who oliver north is.”
girl b: “wow, you can’t talk to that r-t-rdo-montalbon about anything”
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