Retardology
r-t-rdology is the science of slow mind and behavior. its immediate goal is to understand r-t-rded humans by both discovering general principles and exploring specific cases, and its ultimate aim is to benefit society. in this field, a professional pract-tioner or researcher is called a r-t-rdologist, and can be cl-ssified as a prankster, comedian, or jew. r-t-rdologists attempt to understand the role of mental functions in individual that seem to act “different” than other humans in social behavior, while also exploring the r-t-rdological and idiotological processes that underlie certain functions and behaviors.
im a r-t-rdologist and i study r-t-rdology
hey look! its a r-t-rdologist, a person who studies r-t-rded people. that means he specializes in r-t-rdology
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