Retardosaurus Rex
weight: over 200 lbs (90 kg)
hight: 6″0′ (1,80m) or taller
its face looks like its -ss
lives in urban copenhagen, sometimes spotted in sweden,
germany and calgary. in other words, they are spreading across the globe…
mates with sheep and dogs
eats anything
loves to “find” bikes
mating ritual involves getting drunk and screaming profanities
the s-x appeal of the male r-t-rdosaurus is very low, hence it seldomly finds a spouse and is therefor a endangered species
if spotted do not approach if you wear short skirts, carries a variety of diseases
jonny: “oh maaaan that girl i hooked up with yesterday was so hot!”
oliver: “dude, she looked like a sheep!”
jonny:”ye so she’s hot!”
miguel:”you could just as well tried a dog man…”
jonny:”i do love dogs…”
oliver:”why does your face look like your -ss anyways?”
jonny:”i can’t help that, don’t make fun of me :-(”
oliver & miguel:”stupid r-t-rdosaurus rex…”
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