retart
r-t-rded spelling of ‘r-t-rd’
a morons way of saying r-t-rd…
dave- hey retart
amanda- hey dave i think you wanted to say r-t-rd!
dave-your being such a retart!
v
1. microwaving an already toastered pastry, such as a toaster strudel or pop tart.
n
1. someone who has had s-x so many times, they have transcended “tart”.
2. any object that has been retarted.
my toaster sucks, imma have to retart this biyatch.
your mom is such a retart.
i’m gonna eat this retart, and like it too!
retart for the dumb f-cks who cant spell r-t-rd and claim that retart is actually the real way to say it and spell it. r-t-rd is the real way to spell it and say it. r-t-rds.
jon: you are such a retart.
dave: dont you mean r-t-rd? you r-t-rd.
jon: no wtf is r-t-rd? its retart.
(n)
1. a person, place, thing that has been tarted (made flamboyant and wh-r–ish) not once but 2 or more times.
2. a reheated pastry
3. r-t-rded spelling of the word r-t-rd
the olde prosti sarah spitzer had been retarted to look doubley garish and flambouyant. she was becoming as crusty as a retart.
used for a person that is incapable of spelling “r-t-rd”
your a r-t-rd. i mean, how could you not spell r-t-rd right?! retart?! come on.
how r-t-rds spell r-t-rd.
what was intended: you are such a r-t-rd!
what came out: u r such a retart!
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