Retionship
a s-xless relationship. simply put, there is no ‘lay’ in it, thus there is no one getting any -ss, no oral, nor handjobs/fingering. when one can not get off of, or is put back down to, just first or second base
“she says she wanted to take it slow. but it’s been three months and i need out of this retionship”
“i swear bro, i didnt call her fat, but she just won’t let it go. now i’m stuck in a retionship”
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