retired
a euphemism for r-t-rded, as gosh is a euphemism for god and darn is a euphemism for d-mn.
“i think she might be retired.”
when it is no longer necessary to suck up to corporate america in order to earn a living. this means giving up crowded airports, unnecessary meetings, a sales manager that is 20 years your junior telling you how badly that you suck, action plans, quotas, more meetings, a business suit, white shirt and tie, ulcers and stomach cramps.
being genuinely retired means that you began long ago to plan for the future and can now tell everyone except mother nature and father time to ‘kiss -ss’
i am retired, so leave me alone.
the feeling of being both tired and r-t-rded at the same time. the feeling usually occurs at work on a monday after binge drinking all weekend.
“holy cr-p, i am so retired.”
“dude, seriously you are freakin’ retired!”
-to dismiss someone
-when someone stretches something that used to be funny to the point where it isnt (killed it)
-i’m janey, and i have buck teeth and i kinda smell like raggedy cabbage.
-…..alright, you’re retired.
-dude, it’s retired. you f-ckin killed it
when your tired one day and your tired again the next. this is called being retired.
i was tired yesterday and i’m retired today.
my friend is retired,he has been his laying on his couch for two days straight.
to be once again tired
after coitus i was retired.
the phenomenom in which a person is inexplicably alert upon waking but soon falls into a sleepy stupor.
this morning i woke up 30 mins before the alarm and was so alert that i could not fall back asleep and now…
i am so re-tired i will need a caffine enema to make it to lunch.
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