Retnoob


from the mmorpg ‘world of warcraft’ a ‘retnoob’ is a slang phrase for a player of the ‘paladin’ cl-ss who has placed his or her talent points in the ‘retribution’ talent tree. it is thought by some that the retribution tree is an ‘easy-mode’ for paladins and hence is used by younger players.
“lol, you’re a retnoob? learn2play’
the world of warcraft version of the n-word. most players can’t accept a world where the paladin cl-ss actually has fun, so they treat paladins like white people treated blacks before mlk. sadism at its finest.
so you’re a paladin who wants to dps? retnoob! that’s like black people wanting to vote! oh, wait…

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