Retort


– verb

1) to reply to, usually in a sharp or retaliatory way; reply in kind to.

2) to return (an accusation, epithet, etc.) upon the person uttering it.

3) to answer (an argument or the like) by another to the contrary.

– noun

4) a severe, incisive, or witty reply, esp. one that counters a first speaker’s statement, argument, etc.

5) a gl-ss device used for distillation or dry distillation in chemistry.

6) a furnace used for cremating dead bodies.

7) an industrial pressure cooker.
andre- yo, man. i think that b-tch i was h-ttin’ last night put the burn on me, man.

archibald- perhaps you should refrain, forhtwith, from engaging in intimate relations with your mother. (retort)

andre- f-ck you, man. (also retort)

blub blub blub (also also retort)

fwooooooosh! (also also also retort)
a retort is when you:
1. fart
2. suck your fart back up
3. and fart again
luke stop retorting!!
to display an example and/or to repeat.
well, allow me to retort!

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