someone who thinks of a witty response too late for it to be funny. a combination of the word retort and tortoise.
that would have been funny five minutes ago, too bad you’re a retortoise.
a unique and intensely beautiful woman. tends to be extremely s-xually attractive and well endowed. although sometimes short in stature, makes up for this in intelligence and knowledge. very loving and indefinitely lovable. you look like a real rhiane.
- rifle report
the sound of dumping on some fools. we blasted those n-gg-s until the rifle report was heard by my beyatch.
very small; can hardley see it 1. dude, your p-n-s is a kan’ardley,so small, i kan’ardley see it! 2. are you sure you know what you doing? i kan’ardley feel it!!! 3. if you buy her a diamond, save up, a kan’ardley wont cut it. 4. i don’t know i kan’ardley smell it.
- Kamakazi Pull Out
(verb)(type- action) a maneuver used during s-x just before -rg-sm whereby a man pulls his p-n-s out of a womans v-g-n- moments before or seconds after he -rg-sms often used in s-x with 0 contraception for desperate people who forgot the pill or rubber or both. often used to either prolong the pleasure as long […]
used while in the military as a way to say you are absolutely correct. derived from “you f-ckin a right!” someone says bush is no good, you say “kanay!”