retracticles


word: the occurance of a mans t-st-cl-s “retracting” or retreating inside himself, mainly as a defensive measure in the event of an impending impact (possibly, and most likely by a woman foot) or due to a sudden change in temperature
woman: you douche im totally gona kick you in the t-st-cl-s!!
man: go go retracticles!
woman: drats, foiled again!

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