Retreeni
a man who often doesn’t get any and will date any girl (regardless of if they have a nice nose or not) as long as they put out, especially over thanksgiving break. he is willing to give up his dignity for s-xual fun.
he is usually very weak compared to anyone named brad or david and when attacked will retreat to the ground in a defensive position.
habitat: in texas with his -sshole parents who stole him from his friends.
religion: worshiping or praying to brad/david.
1.
david: “did you hear about that retreeni?”
christian: ” yeah his girlfriend is a sarcastic b-tch.”
2. (noun) that girl is dating a retreeni, poor retreeni.
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